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  • Problem Solvers

    You guys! Well, okay, so some of you are more like "contractors" this time around. But, you all work for Dave and pretty much everyone refers to the people who work for [[Dave]] as the Problem Solvers. Problem Solvers do whatever Dave wants, which …

  • Edna Spinks

    h5. Crazy cat lady who may or may not have an invisible dog and/or crazy death spirit in her creepy doll room. She probably has too many cats, but she's really nice and throws a damn good tea party. Edna Spinks lives in a large, cluttered house up …

  • Dave

    h5. Leader of the Portland Elite, guardian of Portland's independence, and your boss. Well-connected weirdo who solves weird problems for rich weirdos. Probably in his early-fifties and, save a nine-year absence, a Portland mainstay who hires promising …

  • Detective Anders

    h5. Police officer who always seems to get the weird cases. He's always _there_, right when you need him. Well, this is mostly true if you work for Dave-- Anders will help out with [[Lucy]] sometimes, but that mostly seems to be when [[Dave]] needs it …

  • Bart

    h5. Taxidermied cat, remembered forever Sir Bartholo-mew Jefferson Jr. died in 1985. The [[Jeffersons]] were so pained over his loss that they had him taxidermied, placed in a glass box, and mounted above the fireplace in their expansive mansion in the …

  • Wellington

    h5. The most dapper of cats Wellington the cat [[Wellington Case|disappeared]]. The [[Problem Solvers]] found him. Isn't he the most dapper of cats? !http://cdn.obsidianportal.com/assets/186383/Studio_Cat.jpg(Studio cat)!

  • Lester Silver

    h5. Man about town turned weirdo coin collector Lester used to be a big deal in Portland. He knew everyone and everyone knew him, especially among the [[Portland Elite]], where his plutomancer ways made him right at home. However, in 2010 something bad …

  • Portland Elite

    h5. Weird Rich Person Problems or Rich Weird Person Problems? The Portland Elite are, technically, Followers of [[Dave]], where Followers (capital F) refers to those who have sworn fealty to Dave as the [[True King]] avatar. However, it has come to be …

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