Martin

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Martin and Suzie Kramwinkle dated for three years. They got together when they were both seniors at Beaverton High School and stayed together even though Suzie went to the East Coast for school and Martin stayed back at home.

Martin wasn’t a very distinctive fellow, but according to both Suzie and Stanley Beauregard he was a really nice kid. However, when you met him he was creepy as fuck, up until the part where he tried to tell you something he shouldn’t have and blew up all over your faces.

Martin

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